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Where one places a '''pager''' on their body is a reflection of that person's mood. If the '''pager''' is found on a patient's belt or [[White Coat|white coat]], then that person either is in a good mood or simply forgot to put the '''pager''' in a better place, such as at home or on a random hospital drawer. For that reason, it is rare to spot a '''pager''' on a sane health care provider. Also, contrary to popular belief, pathologists do carry '''pagers.'''<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2014/11/pathology-pager/ Pathology Duty Pager Goes Off Overnight]</ref>  '''Forwarding the Pager'''----Forwarding the '''pager''' is a surefire way to have an orgasm in the hospital.

There are a few variations of the '''pager''': #On March 17, 2015, Apple released an Apple Pager, much to the delight of medical personnel since it cost only $1999 and was made with real human retinas.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2015/03/apple-pager/ What We Like & Dislike About the New Apple Pager]</ref>#This past Fourth of July, health care systems rolled out special edition '''pagers''' that played patriotic songs such as the "Star-Spangled Banner" or "[[Born in the U.S.A.]]."<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2016/07/patriotic-call-lights/ Patriotic Call Lights, Pagers to Play National Anthem]</ref>