Difference between revisions of "Panniculus"
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'''Grading of Abdominal Panniculi''' | '''Grading of Abdominal Panniculi''' | ||
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| − | '''Grade 1''' - '''Panniculus''' barely covers the hairline of the mons pubis but not the genitalia. | + | '''Grade 1''' - '''Panniculus''' barely covers the hairline of the mons pubis but not the [[Testicles|genitalia]]. |
| − | '''Grade 2''' - Extends to cover the genitalia. | + | '''Grade 2''' - Extends to cover the [[Athlete's Vagina|genitalia]]. |
'''Grade 3''' - Extends to cover the upper thigh. | '''Grade 3''' - Extends to cover the upper thigh. | ||
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'''Grade 5''' - Extends to cover the [[Knee Scooter|knees]] or beyond. | '''Grade 5''' - Extends to cover the [[Knee Scooter|knees]] or beyond. | ||
| − | '''Grade 6''' - Extends to cover planet Earth. | + | '''Grade 6''' - Extends to cover [http://gomerblog.com/2016/04/earth-day-news-4-5-billion-years-earth-remains-full-code/ planet Earth]. |
'''Grade 7''' - Extends to cover holes in the ozone layer. | '''Grade 7''' - Extends to cover holes in the ozone layer. | ||
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'''Grade 9''' - Extends to cover the Milky Way. | '''Grade 9''' - Extends to cover the Milky Way. | ||
| − | '''Grade 10''' - Extends into heaven. | + | '''Grade 10''' - Extends into [[Hospicillin|heaven]]. |
Revision as of 15:55, 7 March 2017
A panniculus refers to the dense layer of fatty tissue growth in the lower abdomen.[1][2] It is a magical place where mystery gifts and prizes are found when you least expect it. Much like the word "obese," the word "panniculus" is synonymous with the word "American."[3] If a panniculus needs to be surgical excised, be sure to remove the right one.[4]
Grading of Abdominal Panniculi
Grade 1 - Panniculus barely covers the hairline of the mons pubis but not the genitalia.
Grade 2 - Extends to cover the genitalia.
Grade 3 - Extends to cover the upper thigh.
Grade 4 - Extends to cover the mid thigh.
Grade 5 - Extends to cover the knees or beyond.
Grade 6 - Extends to cover planet Earth.
Grade 7 - Extends to cover holes in the ozone layer.
Grade 8 - Extends to cover the solar system.
Grade 9 - Extends to cover the Milky Way.
Grade 10 - Extends into heaven.
References
- Jump up ↑ What Did You Find Under Your Patient’s Pannus?
- Jump up ↑ Search-and-Rescue Spots Man’s Penis Under Fourth Panniculus
- Jump up ↑ BMI Classification Replaces Word “Obesity” with “American”
- Jump up ↑ Patient Sues Surgeon for Removing Wrong Pannus
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