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A '''number two''' is code for bowel movement. For health care professionals, it is not uncommon to be so busy that you're either paged while doing a '''number two''' or you have to delegate task to someone else entirely, usually an intern or medical student.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2014/07/physician-paged/ Gastroenterologist Paged Record 35 Times While in Restroom]</ref><ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2016/03/breaking-news-he-pooped/ Breaking News: THE PATIENT POOPED!!!]</ref> | A '''number two''' is code for bowel movement. For health care professionals, it is not uncommon to be so busy that you're either paged while doing a '''number two''' or you have to delegate task to someone else entirely, usually an intern or medical student.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2014/07/physician-paged/ Gastroenterologist Paged Record 35 Times While in Restroom]</ref><ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2016/03/breaking-news-he-pooped/ Breaking News: THE PATIENT POOPED!!!]</ref> | ||
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Latest revision as of 02:29, 24 June 2017
A number two is code for bowel movement. For health care professionals, it is not uncommon to be so busy that you're either paged while doing a number two or you have to delegate task to someone else entirely, usually an intern or medical student.[1][2]
Except from Samuel Shem's "The House of God"
Looking sheepish, Bruiser started to slink out, and I asked him if he'd do me a favor.
"Yeah?" he asked, thinking he might redeem himself.
"I've been busy all day and I haven't had a chance to go to the toilet. Could you go for me? A number two. I've done a number one."
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