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'''Ben Carson''' is an American neurosurgeon and thus explains why he is qualified as our current Secretary of Housing and Urban Development.  During his run for President in 2016, '''Carson''' said some pretty stupefying things.<ref>[http://www.salon.com/2015/09/30/the_7_most_impressively_stupid_things_ben_carson_has_said_partner/ (Salon)]</ref>  Two of our favorite '''Carson''' thoughts are when he suggested heart attack victims could have survived if they cathed their own coronaries and that people pushed out of windows get a unique opportunity to fly.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2015/10/ben-carson-2/ Ben Carson: Heart Attack Victims Could Have Survived If They Cathed Own Coronaries (Gomerblog)]</ref><ref>[http://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/ben-carson-says-people-pushed-out-of-windows-get-unique-opportunity-to-fly-through-air Ben Carson Says People Pushed Out of Windows Get Unique Opportunity to Fly Through Air (The Borowitz Report)]</ref>
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'''Ben Carson''' is an American neurosurgeon, thus making him uniquely qualified to be our current Secretary of Housing and Urban Development.  During his run for President in 2016, '''Carson''' said some pretty stupefying things.<ref>[http://www.salon.com/2015/09/30/the_7_most_impressively_stupid_things_ben_carson_has_said_partner/ (Salon)]</ref>  Two of our favorite '''Carson''' thoughts are when he suggested heart attack victims could have survived if they cathed their own coronaries and that people pushed out of windows get a unique opportunity to fly.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2015/10/ben-carson-2/ Ben Carson: Heart Attack Victims Could Have Survived If They Cathed Own Coronaries (Gomerblog)]</ref><ref>[http://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/ben-carson-says-people-pushed-out-of-windows-get-unique-opportunity-to-fly-through-air Ben Carson Says People Pushed Out of Windows Get Unique Opportunity to Fly Through Air (The Borowitz Report)]</ref>
  
  
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Ben Carson is an American neurosurgeon, thus making him uniquely qualified to be our current Secretary of Housing and Urban Development. During his run for President in 2016, Carson said some pretty stupefying things.[1] Two of our favorite Carson thoughts are when he suggested heart attack victims could have survived if they cathed their own coronaries and that people pushed out of windows get a unique opportunity to fly.[2][3]


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  1. (Salon)
  2. Ben Carson: Heart Attack Victims Could Have Survived If They Cathed Own Coronaries (Gomerblog)
  3. Ben Carson Says People Pushed Out of Windows Get Unique Opportunity to Fly Through Air (The Borowitz Report)


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