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| − | '''Ben Carson''' is an American neurosurgeon | + | '''Ben Carson''' is an American neurosurgeon, thus making him uniquely qualified to be our current Secretary of Housing and Urban Development.<ref>[http://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/ben-carson-warns-that-bible-makes-no-mention-of-housing-or-urban-development Ben Carson Warns That Bible Makes No Mention of Housing or Urban Development (The Borowitz Report)]</ref> During his run for President in 2016, '''Carson''' said some pretty stupefying things.<ref>[http://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/ben-carson-shattering-stereotype-about-brain-surgeons-being-smart Ben Carson Shattering Stereotype About Brain Surgeons Being Smart (The Borowitz Report)]</ref><ref>[http://www.salon.com/2015/09/30/the_7_most_impressively_stupid_things_ben_carson_has_said_partner/ Ben Carson is plain nuts: The 7 most stupefying statements by the GOP’s favorite neurosurgeon (Salon)]</ref> Two of our favorite '''Carson''' thoughts are when he suggested heart attack victims could have survived if they cathed their own coronaries and that people pushed out of windows get a unique opportunity to fly.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2015/10/ben-carson-2/ Ben Carson: Heart Attack Victims Could Have Survived If They Cathed Own Coronaries (Gomerblog)]</ref><ref>[http://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/ben-carson-says-people-pushed-out-of-windows-get-unique-opportunity-to-fly-through-air Ben Carson Says People Pushed Out of Windows Get Unique Opportunity to Fly Through Air (The Borowitz Report)]</ref> |
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Latest revision as of 15:28, 24 June 2017
Ben Carson is an American neurosurgeon, thus making him uniquely qualified to be our current Secretary of Housing and Urban Development.[1] During his run for President in 2016, Carson said some pretty stupefying things.[2][3] Two of our favorite Carson thoughts are when he suggested heart attack victims could have survived if they cathed their own coronaries and that people pushed out of windows get a unique opportunity to fly.[4][5]
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References
- ↑ Ben Carson Warns That Bible Makes No Mention of Housing or Urban Development (The Borowitz Report)
- ↑ Ben Carson Shattering Stereotype About Brain Surgeons Being Smart (The Borowitz Report)
- ↑ Ben Carson is plain nuts: The 7 most stupefying statements by the GOP’s favorite neurosurgeon (Salon)
- ↑ Ben Carson: Heart Attack Victims Could Have Survived If They Cathed Own Coronaries (Gomerblog)
- ↑ Ben Carson Says People Pushed Out of Windows Get Unique Opportunity to Fly Through Air (The Borowitz Report)
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