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| − | '''James Comey''' is a former FBI Director fired by President Donald Trump. From a medical standpoint, '''Comey''' is freakishly tall and incontinent.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2017/05/jim-comey-tall/ Intake Nurse Report: Ex-FBI Director Jim Comey is Really Freakishly Tall]</ref><ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2017/06/comey-leaker/ Comey Urologist Confirms: He is a Leaker]</ref> It should be noted that his opening statement before his public testimony before the Senate Intelligence Committee lacked a [[Chief Complaint|chief complaint]], history of present illness, [[Family|family]] history, review of systems, and [[Physical Exam|physical exam]].<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2017/06/comey-opening-statement/ Comey Opening Statement Lacks HPI, Family History, Review of Systems]</ref> | + | '''James Comey''' is a former FBI Director fired by President Donald Trump. From a medical standpoint, '''Comey''' is freakishly tall and incontinent.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2017/05/jim-comey-tall/ Intake Nurse Report: Ex-FBI Director Jim Comey is Really Freakishly Tall (Gomerblog)]</ref><ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2017/06/comey-leaker/ Comey Urologist Confirms: He is a Leaker (Gomerblog)]</ref> It should be noted that his opening statement before his public testimony before the Senate Intelligence Committee lacked a [[Chief Complaint|chief complaint]], history of present illness, [[Family|family]] history, review of systems, and [[Physical Exam|physical exam]].<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2017/06/comey-opening-statement/ Comey Opening Statement Lacks HPI, Family History, Review of Systems (Gomerblog)]</ref> |
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Revision as of 17:29, 30 June 2017
James Comey is a former FBI Director fired by President Donald Trump. From a medical standpoint, Comey is freakishly tall and incontinent.[1][2] It should be noted that his opening statement before his public testimony before the Senate Intelligence Committee lacked a chief complaint, history of present illness, family history, review of systems, and physical exam.[3]
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References
- ↑ Intake Nurse Report: Ex-FBI Director Jim Comey is Really Freakishly Tall (Gomerblog)
- ↑ Comey Urologist Confirms: He is a Leaker (Gomerblog)
- ↑ Comey Opening Statement Lacks HPI, Family History, Review of Systems (Gomerblog)
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