Difference between revisions of "McDonald's"
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The famous double arch symbolizes two consecutive tombstone ST elevations on ECG. The red background indicates the heart while the yellow arches indicate lipid-laden thrombotic plaques, which together signify coronary artery disease. | The famous double arch symbolizes two consecutive tombstone ST elevations on ECG. The red background indicates the heart while the yellow arches indicate lipid-laden thrombotic plaques, which together signify coronary artery disease. | ||
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| + | The '''McDonald's''' menu is extensive, but here are some of their classics: | ||
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| + | #Big Mac - The Big Mac is made up of two whole cows, a "special sauce" made mostly of Ronald McDonald's plasma, lettuce, [[American]] cheese, pickles, onions, and three-part sesame bun. Nutrition facts: 1 item contains 550,000 calories and makes up over 90% of one's lifetime value of total fat intake. | ||
| + | #Quarter Pounder with Cheese - This burger contains 4.25 ounces of fat, sandwiched in between fat and more fat. And then some American cheese. Make sure to add some [[Ketchup Packet|ketchup]] so you can say you had some vegetables in this meal. | ||
| + | #20-Piece Chicken McNuggets - This is Dr. 99's favorite meal at '''McDonald's''', a large part having due with the fact that it's 20 unknown pieces of the chicken: it could be the beak, the claw, the eye, even the spleen. It's like a [[Piñata|piñata]] of goodies without the bat and the blindfold. | ||
| + | #[[French Fries|French fries]] - Hands down, '''McDonald's''' French fries definitely make the tastiest form of volume overload. | ||
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| + | That's right, there's a secret menu: [http://www.clickhole.com/article/5-secret-mcdonalds-menu-items-you-have-order-888#1, 5 Secret McDonald’s Menu Items You Have To Order]<ref>[http://www.clickhole.com/article/5-secret-mcdonalds-menu-items-you-have-order-888#1, 5 Secret McDonald’s Menu Items You Have To Order (ClickHole)]</ref> | ||
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| + | Did you know that if a patient brings in their medications to clinic in an oily '''McDonald's''' bag, then they must be 100% compliant with diet and medications?<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2016/10/mcdonalds-bag/ Clinic Patient Brings Meds in McDonald’s Bag, Must Be Compliant (Gomerblog)]</ref> | ||
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Revision as of 14:27, 6 July 2017
McDonald's is an American hamburger and fast food chain that serves heart disease to pproximately 68 million customers daily in over 120 countries worldwide. Created in 1948 byi Richard and Maurice McDonald based on assembly-line techniques used in the auto industry, McDonald's was created to ensure generations upon generations of doctors had obese patients to treat, and is the main reason why aspirin, statins, and cardiologists are so prevalent. In 1955, Ray Kroc joined the company, purchased the chain from the McDonalds, and ensured that obesity would become the epidemic that it currently is and will be for a very, very long time.
The Logo
The famous double arch symbolizes two consecutive tombstone ST elevations on ECG. The red background indicates the heart while the yellow arches indicate lipid-laden thrombotic plaques, which together signify coronary artery disease.
Menu
The McDonald's menu is extensive, but here are some of their classics:
- Big Mac - The Big Mac is made up of two whole cows, a "special sauce" made mostly of Ronald McDonald's plasma, lettuce, American cheese, pickles, onions, and three-part sesame bun. Nutrition facts: 1 item contains 550,000 calories and makes up over 90% of one's lifetime value of total fat intake.
- Quarter Pounder with Cheese - This burger contains 4.25 ounces of fat, sandwiched in between fat and more fat. And then some American cheese. Make sure to add some ketchup so you can say you had some vegetables in this meal.
- 20-Piece Chicken McNuggets - This is Dr. 99's favorite meal at McDonald's, a large part having due with the fact that it's 20 unknown pieces of the chicken: it could be the beak, the claw, the eye, even the spleen. It's like a piñata of goodies without the bat and the blindfold.
- French fries - Hands down, McDonald's French fries definitely make the tastiest form of volume overload.
Secret Menu
That's right, there's a secret menu: 5 Secret McDonald’s Menu Items You Have To Order[1]
'New Menu
As of
Did You Know
Did you know that if a patient brings in their medications to clinic in an oily McDonald's bag, then they must be 100% compliant with diet and medications?[2]
Related Items
- McRib
References
- ↑ 5 Secret McDonald’s Menu Items You Have To Order (ClickHole)
- ↑ Clinic Patient Brings Meds in McDonald’s Bag, Must Be Compliant (Gomerblog)
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Fun Stuff
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