Difference between revisions of "Laws of the House of God"
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'''II.''' Gomers go to ground. | '''II.''' Gomers go to ground. | ||
| − | '''III.''' At a [[2015 ACLS Algorithm|cardiac arrest]], the first procedure is to take your own pulse. | + | '''III.''' At a [[2015 ACLS Algorithm|cardiac arrest]], the first procedure is to take your own pulse.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2017/03/heart-rate/ Med Student Figures Out Heart Rate: Count Beats in a Day, Divide by 24 Then Again by 60 (Gomerblog)]</ref> |
'''IV.''' The patient is the one with the disease. | '''IV.''' The patient is the one with the disease. | ||
| − | '''V.''' [[Society of Hospital Medicine|Placement]] comes first. | + | '''V.''' [[Society of Hospital Medicine|Placement]] comes first.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2017/04/moon-placement/ Placement Tips: How to Place a Patient on the Moon (Gomerblog)]</ref><ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2017/03/placement-exacerbation/ Patient Admitted for Placement Exacerbation (Gomerblog)]</ref><ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2016/12/placement-medicine/ “Hospital Medicine” Renamed “Placement Medicine” (Gomerblog)]</ref><ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2016/09/placement-hospitalists-perspective/ Placement: A Hospitalist’s Perspective (Gomerblog)]</ref> |
'''VI.''' There is no body cavity that cannot be reached with #14 needle and a good strong arm. | '''VI.''' There is no body cavity that cannot be reached with #14 needle and a good strong arm. | ||
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'''VIII.''' They can always hurt you more. | '''VIII.''' They can always hurt you more. | ||
| − | '''IX.''' The only good admission is a dead admission. | + | '''IX.''' The only good admission is a dead admission.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2016/09/nurse-keeps-dead-patient/ Nurse Keeps Dead Patient to Prevent Another Admission (Gomerblog)]</ref> |
'''X.''' If you don't take a temperature, you can't find a fever. | '''X.''' If you don't take a temperature, you can't find a fever. | ||
| − | '''XI.''' Show me a BMS who only triples my work and I will kiss his feet. | + | '''XI.''' Show me a [[Karen Weaselsnout-Jones|BMS]] who only triples my work and I will kiss his feet. |
'''XII.''' If the radiology resident and the BMS both see a lesion on the [[Chest X-Ray|chest X ray]], there can be no lesion there. | '''XII.''' If the radiology resident and the BMS both see a lesion on the [[Chest X-Ray|chest X ray]], there can be no lesion there. | ||
| − | '''XIII.''' The delivery of medical care is to do as much nothing as possible. | + | '''XIII.''' The delivery of medical care is to do as much [[Nothing|nothing]] as possible. |
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'''Related Reading''' | '''Related Reading''' | ||
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| + | - [[Dead, dead, dead, dead...]] | ||
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| + | - [[Death]] | ||
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- [[How do I pronounce a patient dead?]] | - [[How do I pronounce a patient dead?]] | ||
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- [[Placement]] | - [[Placement]] | ||
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| + | - [[Rose Room]] | ||
- [[Three-by-Five Index Card]] | - [[Three-by-Five Index Card]] | ||
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| + | - [[Turf]] | ||
'''References''' | '''References''' | ||
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[[Category:The House of God]] | [[Category:The House of God]] | ||
[[Category:Medical Journals, Textbooks & Other Resources]] | [[Category:Medical Journals, Textbooks & Other Resources]] | ||
Latest revision as of 02:12, 13 July 2017
I. Gomers don't die.
II. Gomers go to ground.
III. At a cardiac arrest, the first procedure is to take your own pulse.[1]
IV. The patient is the one with the disease.
V. Placement comes first.[2][3][4][5]
VI. There is no body cavity that cannot be reached with #14 needle and a good strong arm.
VII. Age + BUN = Lasix dose.
VIII. They can always hurt you more.
IX. The only good admission is a dead admission.[6]
X. If you don't take a temperature, you can't find a fever.
XI. Show me a BMS who only triples my work and I will kiss his feet.
XII. If the radiology resident and the BMS both see a lesion on the chest X ray, there can be no lesion there.
XIII. The delivery of medical care is to do as much nothing as possible.
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2016 Updated Laws of the House of God
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Related Reading
- Death
- How do I pronounce a patient dead?
- Pager
- Turf
References
- ↑ Med Student Figures Out Heart Rate: Count Beats in a Day, Divide by 24 Then Again by 60 (Gomerblog)
- ↑ Placement Tips: How to Place a Patient on the Moon (Gomerblog)
- ↑ Patient Admitted for Placement Exacerbation (Gomerblog)
- ↑ “Hospital Medicine” Renamed “Placement Medicine” (Gomerblog)
- ↑ Placement: A Hospitalist’s Perspective (Gomerblog)
- ↑ Nurse Keeps Dead Patient to Prevent Another Admission (Gomerblog)
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