Difference between revisions of "Sh*t Ton"
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Revision as of 13:02, 21 July 2017
A sh*t ton is a diagnosis that can only be made by gastroenterologists or general surgeons who physically weigh defecation and find it is exactly 2000 lbs. It is our recommendation that the health care professionals performing this task at the very least double glove.
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