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FDA, once stood for the Food & Drug Administration, now stands for the Fentanyl & Dilaudid Administration.

FDA Approvals

1. On October 21, 2014, the FDA approved Furosesonerolaquinox - which is a combination of Lasix, Solu-Medrol, albuterol, Levaquin, and Lovenox - for the treatment of shortness of breath.^[1]
2. On March 22, 2015, the FDA approved the H-Vape 86 or Ativan diffuser for inpatient hospital use in order to help offset the difficulties of yelling patients, high patient-to-nurse ratios, and patients who are relentless with the call light.^[2]
3. On April 30, 2015, the FDA announced the development of a breakthrough medication for the treatment of status dramaticus called normale saline, which is best given by a fast push then walking away.^[3]
4. On June 19, 2015, the FDA approved the drug Nomega, being the first medication on the market to have absolutely no adverse or therapeutic effects.^[4]
5. On June 24, 2015, the FDA approved a prosthetic robotic penis to help treat erectile dysfunction.^[5]
6. On April 18, 2015, the FDA approved Merck's Priapic (mycoxaflopin) for the treatment of both bacterial infections and male impotence.^[6]
7. On August 21, 2015, the FDA approved OxyContin for children under the condition that they are "yay high."^[7]
8. On July 20, 2016, the FDA granted approval for Bovie to cut government red tape.^[8]
9. On January 28, 2017, the FDA approved a postmortem chemotherapy to be administered up to 5 years after a patient's death.^[9]

FDA Bans

1. On April 7, 2014, the FDA banned insulin after data conclusively showed that insulin was associated with heart disease, obesity, retinopathy, nephropathy, and neuropathy.^[10]
2. On August 2, 2015, the FDA banned the production and use of any narcotic that contains the letter D or a vowel in it in a hope to curb the opioid crisis.^[11]

References

1. ↑ FDA Approves “FUROSESONEROLAQUINOX” for Undifferentiated Dyspnea
2. ↑ FDA Finally Approves The Ativan Diffuser for All Hospital Units
3. ↑ Exciting New Treatment for “Status Dramaticus” Released Today by the FDA and NIH
4. ↑ Nomega Approved by FDA
5. ↑ Pioneering Bionics Company Gains FDA Approval for Robotic Penis
6. ↑ FDA Approves First Antibiotic/Male Impotence Drug: Mycoxaflopin
7. ↑ FDA Approves OxyContin for Kids Tall Enough to Get on This Ride
8. ↑ Bovie™ Electrocautery Receives FDA Approval for Cutting Red Tape
9. ↑ FDA Approves Groundbreaking Postmortem Chemotherapy Protocol
10. ↑ FDA Bans Insulin Amid Reports of Increased Amputations and Other Life Threatening Diseases
11. ↑ FDA Bans Any Narcotic with the Letter “D” In It

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