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In religion, '''God''' is considered the Supreme Being who is omniscient, omnipresent, and omnipotent.  Yet despite these characteristics, He ''still'' needs [[Prior Authorization|prior authorization]] prior to divine intervention.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2017/05/divine-intervention/ God Requires Prior Authorization Before Divine Intervention]</ref>  Medical students and interns are advised to stay away from the wrath of God when He is filling out paperwork.
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In religion, '''God''' is considered the Supreme Being who is omniscient, omnipresent, and [[Omnipotent|omnipotent]].  Yet despite these characteristics, He ''still'' needs [[Prior Authorization|prior authorization]] prior to divine intervention.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2017/05/divine-intervention/ God Requires Prior Authorization Before Divine Intervention (Gomerblog)]</ref><ref>Medicine Consults God for Divine Intervention (Annals of Metaphysical Medicine)</ref>  Medical students and interns are advised to stay away from God and His wrath when He is filling out paperwork or staffing new consults.<ref>Pastoral Care to Staff New Consult with God (Garden of Eden Journal of Medicine)</ref>
  
  
 
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Latest revision as of 09:54, 28 July 2017

"Still nothing on that prior auth?! UGH!!!"

In religion, God is considered the Supreme Being who is omniscient, omnipresent, and omnipotent. Yet despite these characteristics, He still needs prior authorization prior to divine intervention.[1][2] Medical students and interns are advised to stay away from God and His wrath when He is filling out paperwork or staffing new consults.[3]


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References


  1. God Requires Prior Authorization Before Divine Intervention (Gomerblog)
  2. Medicine Consults God for Divine Intervention (Annals of Metaphysical Medicine)
  3. Pastoral Care to Staff New Consult with God (Garden of Eden Journal of Medicine)


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