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| − | In a hospital or clinic, a '''computer keyboard''' is that broken thing directly below your crappy computer's screen and just to the left of that stupid mouse, which has most but not all of the letters of the alphabet, a questionably sticky Space bar, and a missing Enter key. Its primary function is to hinder completion of your notes in a timely fashion. According to most health care providers and nurses in particular, the '''computer keyboard''' is in fact a "worthless piece of shit." | + | [[Image: Broken Keyboard.jpg|thumb|400px|right|''"Wow, is this really the best keyboard on this floor? And what's with all the debris?"'']] |
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| + | In a [[Hospital|hospital]] or clinic, a '''computer keyboard''' is that broken thing directly below your crappy computer's screen and just to the left of that stupid [[Computer Mouse|mouse]], which has most but not all of the letters of the [[AEIOU|alphabet]], a questionably sticky Space bar, and a missing Enter key. Its primary function is to hinder completion of your notes in a timely fashion. According to most health care providers and nurses in particular, the '''computer keyboard''' is in fact a "worthless piece of shit." | ||
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| + | '''Other Related Terrible Technologies''' | ||
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| + | * [[Call Light]] | ||
| + | * [[Da Vinci]] | ||
| + | * [[EHR]] | ||
| + | * [[EHR Password]] | ||
| + | * [[Hospital Bed]] | ||
| + | * [[Pager]] | ||
| + | * [[Pyxis Machine]] | ||
| + | * [[Toner]] | ||
| + | * [[Seven Blunders of the Medical World]] | ||
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| + | [[Category:Medical Device]] | ||
| + | [[Category:Administration & Paperwork]] | ||
Latest revision as of 17:32, 18 July 2017
In a hospital or clinic, a computer keyboard is that broken thing directly below your crappy computer's screen and just to the left of that stupid mouse, which has most but not all of the letters of the alphabet, a questionably sticky Space bar, and a missing Enter key. Its primary function is to hinder completion of your notes in a timely fashion. According to most health care providers and nurses in particular, the computer keyboard is in fact a "worthless piece of shit."
Other Related Terrible Technologies
