Difference between revisions of "Microwave"
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| − | At home, a '''microwave''' is a kitchen appliance that reheats food and liquids. At work, a '''microwave''' is that ugly, box-shaped monstrosity in the [[Nurses Station|nurses station]] or office that ''theoretically'' reheats food and liquids but hasn't been used for years because it smells like rotting carcasses. The abysmal state of health care microwaves is one of the major reasons why medical personnel are dependent on [[Book of Delivery Menus|delivery menus]].<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2015/03/night-nurses-doctors/ Book of Delivery Menus Missing, 20 Night Nurses & Doctors Die of Hunger]</ref> No one dares to use the hospital '''microwave'''. | + | At home, a '''microwave''' is a kitchen appliance that reheats food and liquids. At work, a '''microwave''' is that ugly, box-shaped monstrosity in the [[Nurses Station|nurses station]] or office that ''theoretically'' reheats food and liquids but hasn't been used for years because it smells like rotting carcasses. If you do use it, there are two outcomes: food remains cold or food becomes radioactive. The abysmal state of health care microwaves is one of the major reasons why medical personnel are dependent on [[Book of Delivery Menus|delivery menus]].<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2015/03/night-nurses-doctors/ Book of Delivery Menus Missing, 20 Night Nurses & Doctors Die of Hunger]</ref> No one dares to use the hospital '''microwave'''. |
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Revision as of 13:15, 7 July 2017
At home, a microwave is a kitchen appliance that reheats food and liquids. At work, a microwave is that ugly, box-shaped monstrosity in the nurses station or office that theoretically reheats food and liquids but hasn't been used for years because it smells like rotting carcasses. If you do use it, there are two outcomes: food remains cold or food becomes radioactive. The abysmal state of health care microwaves is one of the major reasons why medical personnel are dependent on delivery menus.[1] No one dares to use the hospital microwave.
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