Difference between revisions of "Crying"

Everyone.  In fact, a health care professional can only be considered as such when he or she has been taken to the brink and driven to tears.  '''Crying''', therefore, is a surrogate for another time-honored tradition celebrated in medicine: becoming jaded.  '''Crying''' and its release of tears marks the slow transition away from being a human being into one of a jaded cog in a machine.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2015/06/bright-eyed-med-students/ Optimistic, Bright-Eyed Med Students Eager to Transform into Jaded, Burned-Out Physicians (Gomerblog)]</ref>  Though [[July Intern|July interns]] are notorious for '''crying''', they are not the only types of health care professionals to do so.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2016/07/crying-july-1st-interns-spotted/ Breaking: First Batch of Crying July 1st Interns Spotted (Gomerblog)]</ref><ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2016/06/cry/ Will I Cry During This Admission? (Gomerblog)]</ref>  When a health care professionals stops '''crying''', he or she will also stop experiencing other emotions: love, hate, happiness, sadness, etc.  This is most certainly achieved within 3 years of finishing residency, to be shortly followed by one of the following: suing patients for pain and suffering, seeking hospice, or quitting the profession altogether.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2016/04/medical-team-sues-difficult-patient-for-pain-suffering/ Medical Team Sues Difficult Patient for Pain & Suffering (Gomerblog)]</ref><ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2015/04/palliative-care/ After Another Horrid Shift, Doctor Calls Palliative Care on Self, Goes Home with Hospice (Gomerblog)]</ref><ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2014/11/quitting-medicine/ Doctor Achieves Lifelong Dream of Quitting Medicine Forever (Gomerblog)]</ref><ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2016/01/resignation-letter/ How to Write a Resignation Letter & Burn As Many Bridges As Possible (Gomerblog)]</ref>

Absolutely.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2015/02/obgyn-resident/ OB/GYN Resident Skills Directly Linked to Number of Medical Students Made to Cry (Gomerblog)]</ref>  Pimping is another wonderful medical tradition.  It is also known by the less popular term: hazing.

Definitely!<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2014/12/7-stages-of-grief/ The 7 Stages of Grief When Faced with an Admission (Gomerblog)]</ref>

The baby is either trying to say "I hate you," experiencing baby fibromyalgia, or getting ready for a career in medicine.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2014/02/crying-baby/ Crying Baby Really Trying to Say “I Hate You!” (Gomerblog)]</ref><ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2013/10/crying-colic-baby/ Local Man Haunted by Crying Colic Baby (Gomerblog)]</ref><ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2016/04/baby-fibromyalgia/ Scientists Discover Infant Colic Actually Baby Fibromyalgia (Gomerblog)]</ref>

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