Difference between revisions of "Bathing Suit"
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A '''bathing suit''' is a garment not only worn for swimming, but also, if you're a dude and borrowing another dude's '''bathing suit''', gives you the opportunity to "go swimming with your groin enmeshed in a garment full of someone else’s scrotal skin cells." How does that not sound like a good time?<ref>[http://www.theonion.com/article/pool-owner-has-bathing-suit-that-touched-his-penis-33222 Pool Owner Has Bathing Suit That Touched His Penis You Can Borrow (The Onion)]</ref> | A '''bathing suit''' is a garment not only worn for swimming, but also, if you're a dude and borrowing another dude's '''bathing suit''', gives you the opportunity to "go swimming with your groin enmeshed in a garment full of someone else’s scrotal skin cells." How does that not sound like a good time?<ref>[http://www.theonion.com/article/pool-owner-has-bathing-suit-that-touched-his-penis-33222 Pool Owner Has Bathing Suit That Touched His Penis You Can Borrow (The Onion)]</ref> | ||
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Latest revision as of 19:00, 12 July 2017
A bathing suit is a garment not only worn for swimming, but also, if you're a dude and borrowing another dude's bathing suit, gives you the opportunity to "go swimming with your groin enmeshed in a garment full of someone else’s scrotal skin cells." How does that not sound like a good time?[1]
Related Reading
- Bouffant
- Cap
- Gown
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