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* Total Fat: 99% of Lifetime Value
 
* Total Fat: 99% of Lifetime Value
 
* Cholesterol: 8,000 tons
 
* Cholesterol: 8,000 tons
* Sodium: Just take [[Lasix (Furosemide)|Lasix (furosemide) now
+
* Sodium: Just take [[Lasix (Furosemide)|Lasix (furosemide)]] now
 
* Total Carbohydrates: Hooray insulin!
 
* Total Carbohydrates: Hooray insulin!
 
* Protein: Does it matter at this point?!
 
* Protein: Does it matter at this point?!

Revision as of 09:28, 17 July 2017

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A synthentically delicious McDonald's sandwich made out of Ronald McDonald's ribs. [1][2][3][4][5][6]


Nutritional Information


  • Serving Size: 1 sandwich
  • Calories: 49,238,980
  • Total Fat: 99% of Lifetime Value
  • Cholesterol: 8,000 tons
  • Sodium: Just take Lasix (furosemide) now
  • Total Carbohydrates: Hooray insulin!
  • Protein: Does it matter at this point?!


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References


  1. Clinic Patient Brings Meds in McDonald’s Bag, Must Be Compliant (Gomerblog)
  2. McDonald’s Introduces Value Meals With Cholesterol and Diabetes Medications Blended In (Gomerblog)
  3. McDonald’s Settles Strike by Requiring All Employees to Re-Apply through ERAS (Gomerblog)
  4. Nurses Supporting Fast Food Workers Wage Increase to $15/Hour, 93% of Nurses to Benefit (Gomerblog)
  5. 5 Secret McDonald’s Menu Items You Have To Order (ClickHole)
  6. Breaking: Ronald McDonald Suffers ST-Elevation McFarction (Gomerblog)


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