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For any unfortunate health care professionals that still use medicine's version of the abacus, the [[Pager|pager]], there is one glimmer of hope: it is possible to modify your '''pager status''' at any moment in time.
 
For any unfortunate health care professionals that still use medicine's version of the abacus, the [[Pager|pager]], there is one glimmer of hope: it is possible to modify your '''pager status''' at any moment in time.

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For any unfortunate health care professionals that still use medicine's version of the abacus, the pager, there is one glimmer of hope: it is possible to modify your pager status at any moment in time.


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