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'''AAOx3''' is shorthand for '''awake, alert, and oriented to person, place, or time'''.  It is used to describe a doctor, nurse, any health care provider once they have received adequate caffeination.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2015/06/coffee-machine/ Crisis Brewing as Unit 61’s Coffee Machine Broken]</ref><ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2016/01/nursing-stations-coffee/ The Joint Commission Now Encourages Coffee At Nursing Stations, Mortality Rates Plummet]</ref>  See [[Coffee]] and [[AAOx0]].
 
'''AAOx3''' is shorthand for '''awake, alert, and oriented to person, place, or time'''.  It is used to describe a doctor, nurse, any health care provider once they have received adequate caffeination.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2015/06/coffee-machine/ Crisis Brewing as Unit 61’s Coffee Machine Broken]</ref><ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2016/01/nursing-stations-coffee/ The Joint Commission Now Encourages Coffee At Nursing Stations, Mortality Rates Plummet]</ref>  See [[Coffee]] and [[AAOx0]].
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Never interact with an uncaffeinated health care provider; it is most certainly a death wish.
  
  

Revision as of 13:05, 9 October 2016

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AAOx3 is shorthand for awake, alert, and oriented to person, place, or time. It is used to describe a doctor, nurse, any health care provider once they have received adequate caffeination.[1][2] See Coffee and AAOx0.


Gomerpedia Pearl of Wisdom


Never interact with an uncaffeinated health care provider; it is most certainly a death wish.


References


  1. Crisis Brewing as Unit 61’s Coffee Machine Broken
  2. The Joint Commission Now Encourages Coffee At Nursing Stations, Mortality Rates Plummet


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