COVID-19
COVID-19, also known as the novel coronavirus, was discovered in Wuhan, China in December 2019 and has been a goddamn pain-in-the-ass ever since.
Epidemiology
According to the World Health Organization, Centers for Disease Control and Prevention, and our friend Tim, there are currently more than 35 billion confirmed cases of COVID-19. This speaks to the huge burden of disease considering the Earth's population is less than 8 billion.
The first reports were first reported in reports by the Chinese Centers for Disease Control and Prevention on December 2019 in the city of Wuhan, China. The first document U.S. case occurred in a 35-year-old patient in Washington State, who returned from Wuhan, on January 20, 2020. This is when sh*t started to get real for Americans.
In a matter of months, COVID-19 had spread to all continents except Antarctica, suggesting that Antarctica somehow has some partial immunity. Reports suggest that coronavirus is capable of moving back in time.[1].
Symptoms
Symptoms can range from no to yes. The most common include fever, nonproductive cough, shortness of breath. In very rare instances, it can present as a scrotal abscess.
Signs
Don't be fooled: though the documented respiratory rate reads as 16, it is most likely 17. Objective fever supports subjective fevers and hypoxemia supports a patient's complaint of "I'm feeling hypoxemic." Chest X-ray is an important diagnostic tool. If Radiology recommends clinical correlation, please defriend them.
Differential Diagnosis
- Upper GI bleed
- Lower GI bleed
- Diabetic foot ulcer
Treatments
Treatment is largely supportive as there are no known treatments for COVID-19. Other interventions such as prayer, screaming "WHY GOD WHY?!" and remdesivir are currently going.
References
- ↑ WHO Warns Outbreaks In Victorian England Confirm Coronavirus Capable Of Spreading Through Time (The Onion)
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