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| − | '''AAOx3''' is shorthand for '''awake, alert, and oriented to person, place, or time'''. It is used to describe a doctor, nurse, any health care provider once they have received adequate caffeination. | + | '''AAOx3''' is shorthand for '''awake, alert, and oriented to person, place, or time'''. It is used to describe a doctor, nurse, any health care provider once they have received adequate caffeination.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2015/06/coffee-machine/ Crisis Brewing as Unit 61’s Coffee Machine Broken]</ref><ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2016/01/nursing-stations-coffee/ The Joint Commission Now Encourages Coffee At Nursing Stations, Mortality Rates Plummet]</ref> |
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| + | '''Gomerpedia Pearl of Wisdom''' | ||
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| + | Never interact with an uncaffeinated health care provider; it is most certainly a [[Death|death]] wish. | ||
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| + | '''Related Reading''' | ||
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Latest revision as of 09:55, 4 June 2017
AAOx3 is shorthand for awake, alert, and oriented to person, place, or time. It is used to describe a doctor, nurse, any health care provider once they have received adequate caffeination.[1][2]
Gomerpedia Pearl of Wisdom
Never interact with an uncaffeinated health care provider; it is most certainly a death wish.
Related Reading
- Coffee
- AAOx0
References
- ↑ Crisis Brewing as Unit 61’s Coffee Machine Broken
- ↑ The Joint Commission Now Encourages Coffee At Nursing Stations, Mortality Rates Plummet
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