Category:Questions
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Pages in category "Questions"
The following 109 pages are in this category, out of 109 total.
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C
- Can I catch something other than travelers' diarrhea when I'm abroad?
- Can I ran something by you?
- Can you name a few items I shouldn't put up my rectum?
- Can you name a few things in the hospital I shouldn't lick?
- Can you post a picture of a cute puppy to cheer me up?
- Can you post a picture of the femur that is so big that I'll need to use the scrollbar to view it?
- Can you post a really small picture of a femur?
D
- Do contact precaution gowns only come in yellow?
- Do I always have to sing the "Happy Birthday" song while washing my hands?
- Do you know the difference between psychiatry and psychology?
- Do you know where my patient is located?
- Does a doctor a day keep the apples away?
- Does a watermelon a day keep the doctor away?
- Does an apple a day keep the doctor away?
- Does my dermatologist care about inner beauty?
- Does my hospitalist have a name or do I just call him or her "hospitalist"?
- Does my nurse have a name or do I just call him or her "nurse"?
- Does Palliative Care really care?
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- Has a surgeon ever converted a laparoscopy into a game of Whack-A-Mole?
- Have you seen any help wanted ads for academic ninjas?
- Have you seen my pen?
- How big is Big Pharma?
- How can I tell if I'm hydrating well enough?
- How come I can't rotate or swivel my head like an owl?
- How Do Clinical Trials Work?
- How do I present at an M&M conference?
- How do I pronounce a patient dead?
- How do I resuscitate an eyeball?
- How does homeopathy work?
- How good of a doctor am I?
- How long is a 12-hour shift?
- How many bones are there in the human body?
- How many bowel movements do you think I'll have today?
- How many kiwis a day does it take to keep the doctor away?
- How should I feel after a bowel movement?
- How to Contribute
- How to I resuscitate genitals?
I
- I dropped my pager in the toilet, now what?
- I'm a woman in medicine; when is the best time to have a baby?
- I've been hit by a stray dart, what should I do?
- If a hospitalist admits a patient and doesn't complain about it, did it actually happen?
- If a pager goes off in the forest and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?
- If I get a tummy tuck, where will they tuck my tummy?
- If I snooze, do I really lose?
- If I tell my date about how histidine is converted to histamine by histidine decarboxylase, will I get laid?
- Is it a good idea to read my progress note during a poetry slam open mic?
- Is it loud in here?
- Is it possible for me to sh*t my brains out?
- Is it possible to poop rainbows?
- Is it true that every time a bone breaks an orthopod cries?
- Is the patient always right?
- Is there a church or chapel within this hospital?
- Is there a way to shut off my pager?
- Is this my pen?
- Isn't it funny that when you flip "semen" it sounds like menses?
- It is possible to have a 3-star Michelin dining experience in the hospital?
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- What are the 7 stages of grief when faced with an admission?
- What are the pros and cons of a man sitting down to pee?
- What can you tell me about the degradation of purine nucleotides?
- What does NPO stand for?
- What does the "D.C." in Washington, D.C. stand for?
- What does the phrase "eye of the beholder" mean?
- What happens if a hospitalist can't place a patient?
- What happens if Ortho can't fix a bone?
- What has two thumbs and doesn't give a crap?
- What if I try to fart and it turns out I poop my pants instead?
- What is @ownyourcancer Yelling at Today?
- What is a good name for my anatomy cadaver?
- What is a hospitalist's favorite kitchen item?
- What is an anion gap?
- What is an orthopedic surgeon's favorite eating utensil?
- What is on the roof of my hospital?
- What is the differential diagnosis for red liquid in a canister?
- What is the hardest skill to master in Medicine?
- What is the highest score on a pain scale that goes to 10?
- What is the largest bowel movement by a human ever?
- What is the longest journal article title in the literature?
- What is the meaning of life, the universe, and everything?
- What is this bump on my lip?
- What is this lump on my body?
- What should I do if a nurse is upset with me?
- What were the most popular medical questions asked in 2016?
- What's the key to getting write-ups done?
- When is the best time to call a consult?
- When the eye doctor gazes deep into my eyes, is it love?
- Where are the vending machines in this hospital located?
- Where's the baby?
- Who should I blame this on?
- Who should really be primary?
- Why can't doctors strike?
- Why do Vaseline and baseline not rhyme?
- Will it hurt?
