Tongue Elevator

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"We asked for a tongue elevator, not a regular elevator. And may we ask, do we look dapper or what?"

A tongue elevator is a flat stick-like object used to elevate the tongue and "take a looksie," Since numerous meta-analyses consistently found that tongue elevation blocks the oropharynx, the tongue elevator is hardly used today. Unlike the tongue depressor, a tongue elevator has no value.


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