Difference between revisions of "American College of Cardiology"

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The American College of Cardiology is a professional medical association created in 1949 to help figure out why aspirin is dosed in multiples of 81.^[1][2][3]

Mission Statement

To annihilate those rival bastards, the American Heart Association.

Additional Reading

- American High School of Cardiology

- American Middle School of Cardiology

- American Elementary School of Cardiology

- American Kindergarten of Cardiology

- House of Cards

- McDonald's

References

1. ↑ Cardiologist “Very Excited” About the New Updates (Gomerblog)
2. ↑ American College of Cardiology Seen Publically Fighting with the American Society of Nephrology (Gomerblog)
3. ↑ Cardiologist Admits to Just Using EKG Computer Interpretation for Over 15 Years (Gomerblog)

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