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Revision as of 15:56, 1 July 2017

An all-too common result of a paper cut

A paper cut is a life-threatening condition caused when a lethal weapon (paper) slices a person's skin and puts a patient at risk of exsanguination. Though sucking on, putting a Band-Aid, or having mommy kiss the afflicted finger are good interventions, it is best to head to the nearest emergency room or, better, hospice.[1] As most victims will not survive a life-ending paper cut, it is best that these patients are made DNR/DNI[2] and palliative care be involved from the get-go. In a best case scenario, a paper cut still requires amputation. As paper cuts are extremely painful, narcotics are a must for any patient.


Related Reading


- 4" x 4" Gauze

- Blood

- Blood Consent Form

- Blood Types

- Guestimated Blood Loss

- Haircut

- Heme-Heme Interaction

- Hemostat

- Hospicillin

- Liberal Transfusion Strategy

- Medical Emergency

- Restrictive Transfusion Strategy

- Really Restrictive Transfusion Strategy

- What do you expect me to do about it?


References


  1. After Another Horrid Shift, Doctor Calls Palliative Care on Self, Goes Home with Hospice (Gomerblog)
  2. Medical Team Confused as Patient Made DNR Tuesdays, Thursdays, Saturdays (Gomerblog)


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