Haircut

A haircut is just one accident away from landing you in a trauma bay. Is grooming yourself worth a possible encounter with death?

A Possible Dialogue After a Traumatic Haircut

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EMT: I like your haircut.

(Patient with awesome haircut isn't breathing.)

EMT: No pulse, but again, I really like your haircut.

(Patient continues to exsanguinate.)

EMT: Maybe the bangs could be shorter.

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