Difference between revisions of "Feast or Famine"
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'''Pros''' | '''Pros''' | ||
| − | * [[Trendelenburger| | + | * Pure deliciousness with [[Trendelenburger|burgers]], [[Hot Dog|hot dogs]], [[Nashville Hot Chicken|chicken]] |
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* [[Double Portions|Double portions]] | * [[Double Portions|Double portions]] | ||
* [[Alcohol (Song)|Alcohol]] including [[Beer Belly|beer]] and wine | * [[Alcohol (Song)|Alcohol]] including [[Beer Belly|beer]] and wine | ||
| − | * | + | * New high score in the game called [[BMI]] |
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'''Cons''' | '''Cons''' | ||
| + | * Food coma with a GCS of 3<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2015/01/obesity-epidemic/ Amidst Obesity Epidemic, Task Force Creates Glasgow Food Coma Scale (Gomerblog)]</ref> | ||
* Cardiovascular disease | * Cardiovascular disease | ||
* High blood pressure | * High blood pressure | ||
* High blood sugars | * High blood sugars | ||
* High cholesterol | * High cholesterol | ||
| − | * Obesity | + | * [[Obesity]] |
* [[Gouch]] | * [[Gouch]] | ||
| − | '''Famine | + | '''Famine''' |
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* Hospitalization with a good chance you'll be taken care of by an intern | * Hospitalization with a good chance you'll be taken care of by an intern | ||
* [[Pants]] keep falling down | * [[Pants]] keep falling down | ||
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[[Category:Phrases & Expressions]] | [[Category:Phrases & Expressions]] | ||
[[Category:Food & Nutrition]] | [[Category:Food & Nutrition]] | ||
Latest revision as of 18:19, 16 July 2017
Feast or famine? That's a tough one. Let's break it down.
Feast
Pros
- Pure deliciousness with burgers, hot dogs, chicken
- Double portions
- Alcohol including beer and wine
- New high score in the game called BMI
Cons
- Food coma with a GCS of 3[1]
- Cardiovascular disease
- High blood pressure
- High blood sugars
- High cholesterol
- Obesity
- Gouch
Famine
Pros
- Weight loss
- You'll have ample room in a plane seat
- Ability to count own ribs more easily
Cons
- Hunger pain
- Malnutrition
- Electrolyte abnormalities
- Hospitalization with a good chance you'll be taken care of by an intern
- Pants keep falling down
References
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