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| + | #Train a lion to kill the warthog. | ||
| + | #Survive the attack.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2016/05/endangered-va-named-national-park/ Endangered VA System Named 60th U.S. National Park]</ref> | ||
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| + | '''Related Topics''' | ||
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| + | - [[Clinical Microbiology Made Ridiculously Difficult]] | ||
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| + | - [[Ping Pong Balls]] | ||
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| + | - [[Saving Ryan's Privates]] | ||
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[[Category:Infectious Diseases]] | [[Category:Infectious Diseases]] | ||
Latest revision as of 16:17, 22 February 2017
Genital warthogs is a sexually-transmitted infection.
Symptoms
Worse than genital warts, genital warthogs is when large warthogs grow in the genital and anal regions. It is one of the most uncomfortable sexually-transmitted infections as the warthogs may possibly bite off your genitals.
Signs
Positive warthog sign. Negative hyena reflex.
Causes
Warthog papillomavirus (WPV).
Risk Factors
The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention has uncovered the following risk factors for acquiring genital warthogs:
- Unprotected sex with multiple partners
- Unprotected sex with multiple warthogs
- You are a warthog
Treatment
- Train a lion to kill the warthog.
- Survive the attack.[1]
References
Related Topics
- Clinical Microbiology Made Ridiculously Difficult
- Syphilis
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