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For any unfortunate health care professionals that still use medicine's version of the abacus, the [[Pager|pager]], there is one glimmer of hope: it is possible to modify your '''pager status''' at any moment in time. | For any unfortunate health care professionals that still use medicine's version of the abacus, the [[Pager|pager]], there is one glimmer of hope: it is possible to modify your '''pager status''' at any moment in time. | ||
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* Available only by telegraph | * Available only by telegraph | ||
* Available only by [[One-Trach Pony|pony express]] | * Available only by [[One-Trach Pony|pony express]] | ||
| + | * Available only by [[Time Travel|time travel]] | ||
* Available but [[Crying|in tears]] | * Available but [[Crying|in tears]] | ||
* Available but overwhelmed | * Available but overwhelmed | ||
| − | * Available but hangry | + | * Available but [[Hangry|hangry]]<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2016/09/2016-acls-hangry-algorithm-2/ 2016 ACLS Hangry Algorithm (Gomerblog)]</ref> |
| + | * Available but not ready for marriage | ||
| + | * Available but not | ||
| + | * Single | ||
| + | * Married | ||
| + | * Divorced<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2014/09/pt-ot/ PT and OT File for Divorce (Gomerblog)]</ref> | ||
| + | * Widowed | ||
| + | * Deceased | ||
* On duty | * On duty | ||
* Off duty | * Off duty | ||
| + | * Not it | ||
| + | * F**k off! | ||
| + | * Eat sh*t and die!<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2017/02/surgeon-throws-gauze/ Mildly Annoyed Surgeon Throws 4×4 Gauze Across Operating Room (Gomerblog)]</ref> | ||
* Taking a piss<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2015/01/healthcare-workers/ Forgot-to-Pee Syndrome Afflicting Millions of Health Care Workers (Gomerblog)]</ref> | * Taking a piss<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2015/01/healthcare-workers/ Forgot-to-Pee Syndrome Afflicting Millions of Health Care Workers (Gomerblog)]</ref> | ||
* Taking a [[Dump|dump]] | * Taking a [[Dump|dump]] | ||
| + | * Retired | ||
| + | * Quit the profession<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2014/11/quitting-medicine/ Doctor Achieves Lifelong Dream of Quitting Medicine Forever (Gomerblog)]</ref> | ||
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| + | '''References''' | ||
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[[Category:Medical Device]] | [[Category:Medical Device]] | ||
[[Category:Phrases & Expressions]] | [[Category:Phrases & Expressions]] | ||
Latest revision as of 03:58, 19 July 2017
For any unfortunate health care professionals that still use medicine's version of the abacus, the pager, there is one glimmer of hope: it is possible to modify your pager status at any moment in time.
Options
- Available
- Not available
- Available only by phone
- Available only by email
- Available only by mail
- Available only by telegraph
- Available only by pony express
- Available only by time travel
- Available but in tears
- Available but overwhelmed
- Available but hangry[1]
- Available but not ready for marriage
- Available but not
- Single
- Married
- Divorced[2]
- Widowed
- Deceased
- On duty
- Off duty
- Not it
- F**k off!
- Eat sh*t and die![3]
- Taking a piss[4]
- Taking a dump
- Retired
- Quit the profession[5]
References
- ↑ 2016 ACLS Hangry Algorithm (Gomerblog)
- ↑ PT and OT File for Divorce (Gomerblog)
- ↑ Mildly Annoyed Surgeon Throws 4×4 Gauze Across Operating Room (Gomerblog)
- ↑ Forgot-to-Pee Syndrome Afflicting Millions of Health Care Workers (Gomerblog)
- ↑ Doctor Achieves Lifelong Dream of Quitting Medicine Forever (Gomerblog)
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