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| + | '''From ''Scrubs'' Season 1 Episode 6 "My Bad"''' | ||
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| + | J.D.'S NARRATION: There's a lot of horrible things about being an [[July Intern|intern]]: long hours, constant stress, having to deal with [[Death|death]]. But worst of all is the simple fact that the average intern has to disimpact fifteen to twenty bowels a week. (''He arrives at a patient's room, the patient waving enthusiastically. J.D. gives him a thumbs up in return.'') That's why there's a sacred oath among interns never to make fun of each other for doing the things we have to do. (''Elliot comes up next to him.'') | ||
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| + | ELLIOT: Hee-hee. You have to touch someone's hiney! (''Suddenly, Dr. Kelso comes up behind them both. Elliot tries to look invisible.'') | ||
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| + | DR. KELSO: Dorian, come with me. And Dr... uh... | ||
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| + | ELLIOT (''through gritted teeth''): Reid. | ||
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| + | DR. KELSO: Sure, why not. Take over for him. (''Elliot looks crushed. Kelso walks off, and J.D. leaves with Kelso.'') | ||
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| + | JD (''to Elliot, over his shoulder''): Hee-hee! | ||
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| + | '''Related Topics''' | ||
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| + | - [[2016 Code Constipation Algorithm]] | ||
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| + | - [[Brain Fart]] | ||
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| + | - [[CrossSh*t]] | ||
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| + | - [[Rectify]] | ||
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| + | - [[Sh*tbit]] | ||
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| + | - [[Sh*ts and Giggles]] | ||
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| + | - [[Tastes Like Sh*t]] | ||
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| + | '''References''' | ||
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| + | [[Category:Internal Medicine]] | ||
| + | [[Category:Scrubs]] | ||
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Latest revision as of 07:11, 15 July 2017
Manual disimpaction is a medical rite of passage.[1][2]
From Scrubs Season 1 Episode 6 "My Bad"
J.D.'S NARRATION: There's a lot of horrible things about being an intern: long hours, constant stress, having to deal with death. But worst of all is the simple fact that the average intern has to disimpact fifteen to twenty bowels a week. (He arrives at a patient's room, the patient waving enthusiastically. J.D. gives him a thumbs up in return.) That's why there's a sacred oath among interns never to make fun of each other for doing the things we have to do. (Elliot comes up next to him.)
ELLIOT: Hee-hee. You have to touch someone's hiney! (Suddenly, Dr. Kelso comes up behind them both. Elliot tries to look invisible.)
DR. KELSO: Dorian, come with me. And Dr... uh...
ELLIOT (through gritted teeth): Reid.
DR. KELSO: Sure, why not. Take over for him. (Elliot looks crushed. Kelso walks off, and J.D. leaves with Kelso.)
JD (to Elliot, over his shoulder): Hee-hee!
Related Topics
- 2016 Code Constipation Algorithm
- Rectify
- Sh*tbit
References
- ↑ Medical Student Paged STAT for Fecal Disimpaction Case (Gomerblog)
- ↑ 45-Year-Old EM Physician Reflects Back Upon 4.0 GPA in College While Manually Disimpacting Patient (Gomerblog)
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