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| − | A '''turkey sandwich''' is a sandwich made of turkey that is ubiquitous in the hospital setting. Though it can be delivered by anyone, patients prefer that it is delivered by a nurse. A '''turkey sandwich''' is one of only two things that can guarantee patient happiness; the other is Dilaudid. | + | [[File:Delicious Turkey Sandwich.jpg|400px|thumb|right]] |
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| + | A '''turkey sandwich''' is a sandwich made of turkey that is ubiquitous in the [[Hospital|hospital]] setting<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2014/12/code-carts/ Emergency Code Carts Now Contain Turkey Sandwiches and Ginger Ale (Gomerblog)]</ref>. Though it can be delivered by anyone<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2015/02/wolfgang-puck/ Hospital Hires Wolfgang Puck to Design Turkey Sandwiches for ED Lunch Trays (Gomerblog)]</ref>, patients prefer that it is delivered by a nurse<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2014/06/license-suspended/ Nurse Has License Suspended for Ordering Wrong Sandwich (Gomerblog)]</ref>. A '''turkey sandwich''' is one of only two things that can guarantee patient happiness<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2016/04/turkey-sandwich-dilaudid-benadryl-turlaudidryl-special/ Patients Love New Turkey Sandwich with Dilaudid & Benadryl: The Turlaudidryl Special (Gomerblog)]</ref>; the other is [[Dilaudid (Hydromorphone)|Dilaudid]].<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2014/12/hospital-policy-dilaudid/ Local Hospital Has New Policy: Ask for Dilaudid, Get Dilaudid, No Questions Asked (Gomerblog)]</ref> Whenever handing out '''turkey sandwiches''' or any sandwich for that matter, please remember to document it appropriately in a [[Sandwich Note|sandwich note]]. | ||
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| + | * [[Coffee]] | ||
| + | * [[Double Portions]] | ||
| + | * [[Graham Crackers]] | ||
| + | * [[Haldol (Haloperidol)]] | ||
| + | * [[Hematogenous Spread]] | ||
| + | * [[NPO]] | ||
| + | * [[Peripheral Schmear]] | ||
| + | * [[Sandwich Deficiency Syndrome]] | ||
| + | * [[Sandwich Note]] | ||
| + | * [[Saran Wrap]] | ||
| + | * [[Trattoria]] | ||
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Latest revision as of 07:38, 18 July 2017
A turkey sandwich is a sandwich made of turkey that is ubiquitous in the hospital setting[1]. Though it can be delivered by anyone[2], patients prefer that it is delivered by a nurse[3]. A turkey sandwich is one of only two things that can guarantee patient happiness[4]; the other is Dilaudid.[5] Whenever handing out turkey sandwiches or any sandwich for that matter, please remember to document it appropriately in a sandwich note.
Additional Reading
- Coffee
- Double Portions
- Graham Crackers
- Haldol (Haloperidol)
- Hematogenous Spread
- NPO
- Peripheral Schmear
- Sandwich Deficiency Syndrome
- Sandwich Note
- Saran Wrap
- Trattoria
References
- ↑ Emergency Code Carts Now Contain Turkey Sandwiches and Ginger Ale (Gomerblog)
- ↑ Hospital Hires Wolfgang Puck to Design Turkey Sandwiches for ED Lunch Trays (Gomerblog)
- ↑ Nurse Has License Suspended for Ordering Wrong Sandwich (Gomerblog)
- ↑ Patients Love New Turkey Sandwich with Dilaudid & Benadryl: The Turlaudidryl Special (Gomerblog)
- ↑ Local Hospital Has New Policy: Ask for Dilaudid, Get Dilaudid, No Questions Asked (Gomerblog)
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