Turkey Sandwich
A turkey sandwich is a sandwich made of turkey that is ubiquitous in the hospital setting[1]. Though it can be delivered by anyone[2], patients prefer that it is delivered by a nurse[3]. A turkey sandwich is one of only two things that can guarantee patient happiness[4]; the other is Dilaudid.[5] Whenever handing out turkey sandwiches or any sandwich for that matter, please remember to document it appropriately in a sandwich note.
Additional Reading
- Coffee
- Double Portions
- Graham Crackers
- Haldol (Haloperidol)
- Hematogenous Spread
- NPO
- Peripheral Schmear
- Sandwich Deficiency Syndrome
- Sandwich Note
- Saran Wrap
- Trattoria
References
- ↑ Emergency Code Carts Now Contain Turkey Sandwiches and Ginger Ale (Gomerblog)
- ↑ Hospital Hires Wolfgang Puck to Design Turkey Sandwiches for ED Lunch Trays (Gomerblog)
- ↑ Nurse Has License Suspended for Ordering Wrong Sandwich (Gomerblog)
- ↑ Patients Love New Turkey Sandwich with Dilaudid & Benadryl: The Turlaudidryl Special (Gomerblog)
- ↑ Local Hospital Has New Policy: Ask for Dilaudid, Get Dilaudid, No Questions Asked (Gomerblog)
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