James Comey

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James Comey is a former FBI Director fired by President Donald Trump. From a medical standpoint, Comey is freakishly tall and incontinent.[1][2] It should be noted that his opening statement before his public testimony before the Senate Intelligence Committee lacked a chief complaint, history of present illness, family history, review of systems, and physical exam.[3]


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References

  1. ↑ Intake Nurse Report: Ex-FBI Director Jim Comey is Really Freakishly Tall
  2. ↑ Comey Urologist Confirms: He is a Leaker
  3. ↑ Comey Opening Statement Lacks HPI, Family History, Review of Systems


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