Genital Warthogs

Genital warthogs is a sexually-transmitted infection.

Symptoms

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Worse than genital warts, genital warthogs is when large warthogs grow in the genital and anal regions. It is one of the most uncomfortable sexually-transmitted infections as the warthogs may possibly bite off your genitals.

Signs

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Positive warthog sign. Negative hyena reflex.

Causes

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Warthog papillomavirus (WPV).

Risk Factors

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The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention has uncovered the following risk factors for acquiring genital warthogs:

1. Unprotected sex with multiple partners
2. Unprotected sex with multiple warthogs
3. You are a warthog

Treatment

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1. Train a lion to kill the warthog.
2. Survive the attack.

References

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