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A hospital '''bathroom''' is one of the few places of refuge for overworked medical personnel; it is a wonderful place where one can cry<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2015/03/burnout/ Tips: How to Improve Your Daily Cry at Work Due to Burnout]</ref> or get hammer [[Page|paged]].<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2014/07/physician-paged/ Gastroenterologist Paged Record 35 Times While in Restroom]</ref>  After a good cry, the '''bathroom''' provides all the necessary elements to fix oneself up: a toilet into which one can vomit, toilet paper and paper towels to wipe away one's tears and mascara, and a sink with running water to mask the sounds of sobbing.  If you see one of those [[Joint Commission]] signs though, be sure to take it down before leaving.
 
A hospital '''bathroom''' is one of the few places of refuge for overworked medical personnel; it is a wonderful place where one can cry<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2015/03/burnout/ Tips: How to Improve Your Daily Cry at Work Due to Burnout]</ref> or get hammer [[Page|paged]].<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2014/07/physician-paged/ Gastroenterologist Paged Record 35 Times While in Restroom]</ref>  After a good cry, the '''bathroom''' provides all the necessary elements to fix oneself up: a toilet into which one can vomit, toilet paper and paper towels to wipe away one's tears and mascara, and a sink with running water to mask the sounds of sobbing.  If you see one of those [[Joint Commission]] signs though, be sure to take it down before leaving.
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'''Related Reading'''
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- [[Bathroom Break]]
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- [[Foley Catheter]]
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- [http://gomerblog.com/2015/01/healthcare-workers/ Forgot to pee]
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- [[Nurses Station]]
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- [[Renal Failure]]
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- [[Urinary Tract Infection]]
  
  

Revision as of 17:20, 7 March 2017

"Can't I sh*t in peace?! Stop paging me!!"

A hospital bathroom is one of the few places of refuge for overworked medical personnel; it is a wonderful place where one can cry[1] or get hammer paged.[2] After a good cry, the bathroom provides all the necessary elements to fix oneself up: a toilet into which one can vomit, toilet paper and paper towels to wipe away one's tears and mascara, and a sink with running water to mask the sounds of sobbing. If you see one of those Joint Commission signs though, be sure to take it down before leaving.


Related Reading


- Bathroom Break

- Foley Catheter

- Forgot to pee

- Nurses Station

- Renal Failure

- Urinary Tract Infection


References


  1. Tips: How to Improve Your Daily Cry at Work Due to Burnout
  2. Gastroenterologist Paged Record 35 Times While in Restroom


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