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'''Before the Presidency'''
 
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#On September 9, 2015, '''Trump''' said that he would appoint [[Jenny McCarthy]] as Surgeon General if elected as President of the United States.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2015/09/surgeon-general-trump/ If Elected, Trump to Appoint Jenny McCarthy as Surgeon General (Gomerblog)]</ref>
 
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#On March 3, 2016, '''Trump''' opened Trump University School of Medicine, which focuses on the art of the deal more so than the art of medicine.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2016/03/trump-university-school-of-medicine/ Trump University School of Medicine Now Accepting Applications! (Gomerblog)]</ref>
 
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#On April 26, 2016, '''Trump''' took advantage of his short-lived tenure as oncologist to make people's bodies great again.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2016/04/oncologist-dr-trump/ Oncologist Dr. Trump: Making Your Body Great Again (Gomerblog)]</ref>
 
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#On July 21, 2016, a comatose patient Murray Bernstein miraculously awoke only to find that Trump could be President of the United States.  Shortly after, Bernstein requested withdrawal of life-sustaining care.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2016/07/coma-hears-trump-requests-withdrawal-care/ Patient Awakens from Coma, Hears About Trump, Requests Withdrawal of Care (Gomerblog)]</ref>
 
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#On July 22, 2016, '''Trump''' announced his plan to build a "UUUUGE wall" around hospitals in order to keep patients out.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2016/07/trump-build-wall-around-hospitals/ Trump Unites Us All with Plan to Build Wall Around Hospitals, Prevent Admissions (Gomerblog)]</ref>
 
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#On December 2, 2016, President-elect '''Trump''' changed his mind and announced his plans to appoint [[Dr. Oz|Mehmet Oz]] as [[Surgeon General]].<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2016/12/trump-to-appoint-dr-oz-as-surgeon-general/ Trump to Appoint Dr. Oz as Surgeon General (Gomerblog)]</ref>
 
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#On January 20, 2017, '''Trump''' offered the nation's medical students a unique opportunity to fill seats at his presidential inauguration.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2017/01/trump-offers-med-students-golden-opportunity-seat-fillers-inauguration/ Trump Offers Med Students Golden Opportunity as Seat-Fillers for Inauguration (Gomerblog)]</ref>
 
  
  
 
'''Since the Presidency'''
 
'''Since the Presidency'''
 
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#On January 30, 2017, '''Trump''' signed an [[Executive Order|executive order]] saying "No one is allowed to go to the Emergency Room with a cold," and it was wildly popular among health care professionals.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2017/01/unbelievable-trump-signs-executive-order-limit-er-usuage/ Unbelievable: Trump Signs Executive Order to Limit ER Usage (Gomerblog)]</ref>
 
 
#On February 18, 2017, '''Trump''' admitted despite plans to appoint [[Dr. Oz|Mehmet Oz]] as the new [[Surgeon General]] he forgot about Dre.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2017/02/trump-forgot-dre/ Surgeon General Appointment: Trump Forgot About Dre (Gomerblog)]</ref>
 
#On February 18, 2017, '''Trump''' admitted despite plans to appoint [[Dr. Oz|Mehmet Oz]] as the new [[Surgeon General]] he forgot about Dre.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2017/02/trump-forgot-dre/ Surgeon General Appointment: Trump Forgot About Dre (Gomerblog)]</ref>
 
#On April 1, 2017, '''Trump''' and health care professionals were befuddled when former National Security Advisor Michael Flynn requested immunity from the [[Centers for Disease Control and Prevention]] and immunizations from the Senate Intelligence Committee.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2017/04/michael-flynn-immunity/ Confused Michael Flynn Requests Immunity from CDC, Immunizations from Senate Intelligence Committee (Gomerblog)]</ref>
 
#On April 1, 2017, '''Trump''' and health care professionals were befuddled when former National Security Advisor Michael Flynn requested immunity from the [[Centers for Disease Control and Prevention]] and immunizations from the Senate Intelligence Committee.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2017/04/michael-flynn-immunity/ Confused Michael Flynn Requests Immunity from CDC, Immunizations from Senate Intelligence Committee (Gomerblog)]</ref>
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#On May 31, 2017, '''Trump''' tweeted "covfefe," which was pure ecstasy for both the media and medicine.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2017/05/orthopedic-note-simply-says-covfefe/ Orthopedic Note Simply Says “Covfefe” (Gomerblog)]</ref><ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2017/06/medical-subspecialties-covfefe/ The Meaning of “Covfefe” by Medical Subspecialty (Gomerblog)]</ref>
 
 
#On June 14, 2017, '''Trump''' was ecstatic to learn that James Comey's urologist confirmed that Comey was a huge leaker.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2017/06/comey-leaker/ Comey Urologist Confirms: He is a Leaker (Gomerblog)]</ref>
 
#On June 14, 2017, '''Trump''' was ecstatic to learn that James Comey's urologist confirmed that Comey was a huge leaker.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2017/06/comey-leaker/ Comey Urologist Confirms: He is a Leaker (Gomerblog)]</ref>
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#On July 30, 2017, '''Trump''' came up with a new Plan B regarding the border wall with Mexico: have anesthesiologists build an epic drape wall and make them pay for it.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2017/07/border-drape-wall/ Trump: Anesthesiology Will Build Border Drape Wall & Pay for It (Gomerblog)]</ref>
 
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* On August 12, 2017, '''Trump''' officially pardoned Anesthesia, thus relieving them of any guilt for the ills of the world.  Everyone knows, however, the presidential pardon isn't really going to do anything: we're still gonna blame Anesthesia.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2017/08/21412/ Trumps Pardons Anesthesia (Gomerblog)]</ref>
 
  
  
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Did you know nurses have been given a verbal order for 4-point [[Restraints|restraints]] to prevent '''Trump''' from going on Twitter rants?<ref>President Trump Put in Restraints, Successfully Limits Twitter Rants (Journal of Ativan and Haldol)</ref>
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- [[American Health Care Act]]
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- [[Ben Carson]]
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- [[Betsy DeVos]]
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- [[Liberal Transfusion Strategy]]
  
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- [[Tom Price]]
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* [[Affordable Care Act Replacement Plan]]
 
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* [[American Health Care Act]]
 
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* [[Ben Carson]]
 
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* [[Betsy DeVos]]
 
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* [[Executive Order]]
 
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* [[Filibuster]]
 
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* [[JebMD]]
 
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* [[Liberal Transfusion Strategy]]
 
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* [[Mitch McConnell]]
 
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* [[Procainamide]]
 
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* [[Tom Price]]
 
  
  

Revision as of 05:33, 24 June 2017

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Donald Trump is the 45th and current President of the United States.


Before the Presidency


Since the Presidency

  1. On February 18, 2017, Trump admitted despite plans to appoint Mehmet Oz as the new Surgeon General he forgot about Dre.[1]
  2. On April 1, 2017, Trump and health care professionals were befuddled when former National Security Advisor Michael Flynn requested immunity from the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention and immunizations from the Senate Intelligence Committee.[2]
  3. On June 14, 2017, Trump was ecstatic to learn that James Comey's urologist confirmed that Comey was a huge leaker.[3]


Related Reading

- American Health Care Act

- Ben Carson

- Betsy DeVos

- Conservative Management

- Executive Order

- Liberal Transfusion Strategy

- Tom Price


References

  1. Jump up ↑ Surgeon General Appointment: Trump Forgot About Dre (Gomerblog)
  2. Jump up ↑ Confused Michael Flynn Requests Immunity from CDC, Immunizations from Senate Intelligence Committee (Gomerblog)
  3. Jump up ↑ Comey Urologist Confirms: He is a Leaker (Gomerblog)


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