Difference between revisions of "Prior Authorization"
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Revision as of 12:14, 14 July 2017
Prior authorization is a process that prevents medical care, with an average turnaround time of eternity.[1][2] It is as painful as drinking pure capsaicin. For that reason, no health care provider ever does it. Official scorecard: insurers 1, health care practitioners 0, patients 0. Let us put in this way: not even God Himself can figure out prior auth.[3] To undertake the process of a prior authorization is to suffer a death by infinite paper cuts.
How to Fill Out a Prior Auth Form
- Fill out form
- Fold it into a paper airplane[4]
- Throw it as far as you can
- Quit medicine to become a pilot[5][6]
Related Reading
- Federal Aviation Administration
References
- ↑ Prior Authorization Now Requires Prior Authorization (Gomerblog)
- ↑ Study: Average Wait Time for Prior Authorization is Eternity (Gomerblog)
- ↑ God Requires Prior Authorization Before Divine Intervention (Gomerblog)
- ↑ Stack of Paperwork Transforms into Fleet of Paper Planes (Gomerblog)
- ↑ Radiologist Responds to In-Flight Emergency, Hedges, Asks Pilot to Clinically Correlate (Gomerblog)
- ↑ Pilot Consults Medicine, Asks if Plane Cleared for Landing (Gomerblog)
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