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[[File:Gerard van Honthorst 001.jpg|400px|thumb|right|''Gerard van Honthorst's "The Adoration of the Shepherds"'']] | [[File:Gerard van Honthorst 001.jpg|400px|thumb|right|''Gerard van Honthorst's "The Adoration of the Shepherds"'']] | ||
| − | '''Christmas''' is an annual holiday where Christian medical providers celebrate the birth of Jesus Christ by working all freaking day. | + | '''Christmas''' is an annual holiday where Christian medical providers celebrate the birth of Jesus Christ by working all freaking day while patients write negative [[Patient Satisfaction Survey|patient satisfaction surveys]]<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2013/12/alcoholic-fills-negative-comment-card-care-received-christmas-morning/ Alcoholic Fills Out Negative Patient Survey for Care Received on Christmas Morning (Gomerblog)]</ref> |
'''Christmas Poems''' | '''Christmas Poems''' | ||
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| − | + | There are several favorite '''Christmas''' poems: | |
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| + | #"[http://gomerblog.com/2015/12/night-after-christmas/ Twas the Night After Christmas]" | ||
| + | #"[http://gomerblog.com/2015/12/night-shift-before-christmas%e2%80%8f/ Twas the Night Shift Before Christmas]" | ||
| + | #"[http://gomerblog.com/2016/12/submitting-a-little-articlepoem-for-the-christmas-season/ Twas the Night of Call]" | ||
| + | #"[http://gomerblog.com/2013/12/night-before-christmas-in-the-er/ Twas the Night Before Christmas in the ED]" | ||
'''Christmas Carols & Men's Health''' | '''Christmas Carols & Men's Health''' | ||
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| − | According to the [[American Urological Association]], '''Christmas''' is also a time to celebrate men's health, which is best exemplified by their '''Christmas''' carol "[[Check Your Balls]]."<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2015/12/mens-health-christmas/ Lyrics to the Men’s Health Christmas Carol Favorite: “Check Your Balls”]</ref> | + | According to the [[American Urological Association]], '''Christmas''' is also a time to celebrate men's health, which is best exemplified by their '''Christmas''' carol "[[Check Your Balls]]."<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2015/12/mens-health-christmas/ Lyrics to the Men’s Health Christmas Carol Favorite: “Check Your Balls” (Gomerblog)]</ref> |
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#'''Christmas''' kind of rhymes with [[Trismus|trismus]] and [[Strabismus|strabismus]], doesn't it? | #'''Christmas''' kind of rhymes with [[Trismus|trismus]] and [[Strabismus|strabismus]], doesn't it? | ||
| − | #The '''Christmas''' Morning of '94 is still regarded as the greatest medical holiday of all time because Dr. Silverstein completed [[Rounds|rounds]] by dinnertime.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2015/03/medicine-rounds/ Monday Medicine Rounds Finish Just In Time for Tuesday Medicine Rounds]</ref> | + | #The '''Christmas''' Morning of '94 is still regarded as the greatest medical holiday of all time because Dr. Silverstein completed [[Rounds|rounds]] by dinnertime.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2015/03/medicine-rounds/ Monday Medicine Rounds Finish Just In Time for Tuesday Medicine Rounds (Gomerblog)]</ref> |
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| + | '''Related Topics''' | ||
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| + | * [[God]] | ||
| + | * [[New Year's Day]] | ||
| + | * [[Pontificate]] | ||
| + | * [http://gomerblog.com/2015/10/pope-francis-blessing/ Pope Francis] | ||
| + | * [[Seminary Vesicles]] | ||
| + | * [[Tickle Me Jesus]] | ||
| + | * [[Twelve Days of Christmas]] | ||
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[[Category:Medical Holidays]] | [[Category:Medical Holidays]] | ||
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Latest revision as of 13:51, 15 July 2017
Christmas is an annual holiday where Christian medical providers celebrate the birth of Jesus Christ by working all freaking day while patients write negative patient satisfaction surveys[1]
Christmas Poems
There are several favorite Christmas poems:
- "Twas the Night After Christmas"
- "Twas the Night Shift Before Christmas"
- "Twas the Night of Call"
- "Twas the Night Before Christmas in the ED"
Christmas Carols & Men's Health
According to the American Urological Association, Christmas is also a time to celebrate men's health, which is best exemplified by their Christmas carol "Check Your Balls."[2]
Fun Facts
- Christmas kind of rhymes with trismus and strabismus, doesn't it?
- The Christmas Morning of '94 is still regarded as the greatest medical holiday of all time because Dr. Silverstein completed rounds by dinnertime.[3]
Related Topics
- God
- New Year's Day
- Pontificate
- Pope Francis
- Seminary Vesicles
- Tickle Me Jesus
- Twelve Days of Christmas
References
- ↑ Alcoholic Fills Out Negative Patient Survey for Care Received on Christmas Morning (Gomerblog)
- ↑ Lyrics to the Men’s Health Christmas Carol Favorite: “Check Your Balls” (Gomerblog)
- ↑ Monday Medicine Rounds Finish Just In Time for Tuesday Medicine Rounds (Gomerblog)
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