Donald Trump
From Gomerpedia
Donald Trump is the 45th and current President of the United States.
Before the Presidency
- On April 26, 2016, Trump took advantage of his short-lived tenure as oncologist to make people's bodies great again.[1]
- On July 21, 2016, a comatose patient Murray Bernstein miraculously awoke only to find that Trump could be President of the United States. Shortly after, Bernstein requested withdrawal of life-sustaining care.[2]
- On July 22, 2016, Trump announced his plan to build a "UUUUGE wall" around hospitals in order to keep patients out.[3]
- On December 2, 2016, President-elect Trump announced his plans to appoint Mehmet Oz as Surgeon General.[4]
- On January 20, 2017, Trump offered the nation's medical students a unique opportunity to fill seats at his presidential inauguration.[5]
Since the Presidency
- On January 30, 2017, Trump signed an executive order saying "No one is allowed to go to the Emergency Room with a cold," and it was wildly popular among health care professionals.[6]
- On February 18, 2017, Trump admitted despite plans to appoint Mehmet Oz as the new Surgeon General he forgot about Dre.[7]
- On April 1, 2017, Trump and health care professionals were befuddled when former National Security Advisor Michael Flynn requested immunity from the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention and immunizations from the Senate Intelligence Committee.[8]
- On June 14, 2017, Trump was ecstatic to learn that James Comey's urologist confirmed that Comey was a huge leaker.[9]
Related Reading
- Liberal Transfusion Strategy
References
- Jump up ↑ Oncologist Dr. Trump: Making Your Body Great Again
- Jump up ↑ Patient Awakens from Coma, Hears About Trump, Requests Withdrawal of Care (Gomerblog)
- Jump up ↑ Trump Unites Us All with Plan to Build Wall Around Hospitals, Prevent Admissions
- Jump up ↑ Trump to Appoint Dr. Oz as Surgeon General (Gomerblog)
- Jump up ↑ Trump Offers Med Students Golden Opportunity as Seat-Fillers for Inauguration (Gomerblog)
- Jump up ↑ Unbelievable: Trump Signs Executive Order to Limit ER Usage (Gomerblog)
- Jump up ↑ Surgeon General Appointment: Trump Forgot About Dre (Gomerblog)
- Jump up ↑ Confused Michael Flynn Requests Immunity from CDC, Immunizations from Senate Intelligence Committee (Gomerblog)
- Jump up ↑ Comey Urologist Confirms: He is a Leaker (Gomerblog)