Difference between revisions of "Coca-Cola"
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Produced by The '''Coca-Cola''' Company, '''Coca-Cola''' is a delicious carbonated soda that proves that immediate gratification is worth the long-term diabetes.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2014/11/diabetic-complications/ Cookie Monster in Critical Condition Due to Diabetic Complications (Gomerblog)]</ref><ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2015/07/pepsi/ Coca-Cola Lashes Out, Reveals What Happens 1 Hour After Drinking Pepsi (Gomerblog)]</ref> Though it is well-known that the current formula for '''Coca-Cola''' is a well-kept secret, it clearly contains, at minimum, some combination [[High Fructose Corn Syrup|high fructose corn syrup]], [[Table Sugar|table sugar]], [[Caffeine|caffeine]], and a blatant disregard for public health. | Produced by The '''Coca-Cola''' Company, '''Coca-Cola''' is a delicious carbonated soda that proves that immediate gratification is worth the long-term diabetes.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2014/11/diabetic-complications/ Cookie Monster in Critical Condition Due to Diabetic Complications (Gomerblog)]</ref><ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2015/07/pepsi/ Coca-Cola Lashes Out, Reveals What Happens 1 Hour After Drinking Pepsi (Gomerblog)]</ref> Though it is well-known that the current formula for '''Coca-Cola''' is a well-kept secret, it clearly contains, at minimum, some combination [[High Fructose Corn Syrup|high fructose corn syrup]], [[Table Sugar|table sugar]], [[Caffeine|caffeine]], and a blatant disregard for public health. | ||
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Latest revision as of 10:59, 17 July 2017
Produced by The Coca-Cola Company, Coca-Cola is a delicious carbonated soda that proves that immediate gratification is worth the long-term diabetes.[1][2] Though it is well-known that the current formula for Coca-Cola is a well-kept secret, it clearly contains, at minimum, some combination high fructose corn syrup, table sugar, caffeine, and a blatant disregard for public health.
If You're Gonna Have a Coke, You Might as Well Have Some...
- Bacon
- Chipotle
- Cinnabon
- Duck Fat
- Hot Dogs
- McDonald's
- McRib
- Nashville Hot Chicken
- Poutine
- Smoked Sausage
- Spare Ribs
- Stick of Butter
- Stryker Surgical Snacks
- Where are the vending machines in this hospital located?
References
- ↑ Cookie Monster in Critical Condition Due to Diabetic Complications (Gomerblog)
- ↑ Coca-Cola Lashes Out, Reveals What Happens 1 Hour After Drinking Pepsi (Gomerblog)
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