Difference between revisions of "Timeout Cage"
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| − | The '''timeout cage''' is a cage into which a misbehaving health care professional, usually a neophyte intern, is placed for indefinite period of time, with the locking of the cage being performed by a superior, either a nurse, resident, or attending on service.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2017/07/timeout-cage/ Intern Put Into Timeout Cage to Think About What She Did (Gomerblog)]</ref> The '''timeout cage''' is a form of behavioral modification with the hope that this form of punishment leads to the cessation of any ill-performed deeds, like ordering 1,000 units of insulin or checking | + | The '''timeout cage''' is a cage into which a misbehaving health care professional, usually a neophyte intern, is placed for indefinite period of time, with the locking of the cage being performed by a superior, either a nurse, resident, or attending on service.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2017/07/timeout-cage/ Intern Put Into Timeout Cage to Think About What She Did (Gomerblog)]</ref> The '''timeout cage''' is a form of behavioral modification with the hope that this form of punishment leads to the cessation of any ill-performed deeds, like ordering 1,000 units of insulin or checking serial chloride levels. |
'''Location''' | '''Location''' | ||
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| − | The '''timeout cage''' is located either in the dialysis unit or [[Nurses Station|nurses station]] for all to see. | + | The '''timeout cage''' is located either in the dialysis unit or the [[Nurses Station|nurses station]] for all to see. |
'''Types of Cages''' | '''Types of Cages''' | ||
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| − | The size of the '''timeout cage''' can vary depending on the budget allotted to the residency program on intern cages. A typical '''timeout cage''' is 4' x 4' x 6', though some "malignant" programs make malcontent interns bend to their | + | The size of the '''timeout cage''' can vary depending on the budget allotted to the residency program on intern cages. A typical '''timeout cage''' is 4' x 4' x 6', though some "malignant" programs make malcontent interns bend to their will by placing them into 2' x 2' x 2' cages. Most '''timeout cages''' have some sort of bedding or sheets at the bottom with access to water and occasional "doggy" treats. This may seem like deplorable conditions, but they are in fact an upgrade from the standard hospital [[Call Room|call room]].<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2017/05/medieval-dungeon/ Call Room Bears Striking Resemblance to Medieval Dungeon (Gomerblog)]</ref> |
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There are several indications for placing an intern into the '''timeout cage''': | There are several indications for placing an intern into the '''timeout cage''': | ||
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#Caught using copy-and-paste | #Caught using copy-and-paste | ||
#Caught using cut-and-paste | #Caught using cut-and-paste | ||
#Failure to complete daily progress note by end of month | #Failure to complete daily progress note by end of month | ||
| − | #Failure to pre-pre-round, pre-round, work round, | + | #Failure to pre-pre-round, pre-round, work round, [[Rounds|round]], post-round, and post-post-round on any given day |
#Failure to urinate or defecate in the [[Bathroom|bathroom]] or outdoors like all the other potty-trained residents | #Failure to urinate or defecate in the [[Bathroom|bathroom]] or outdoors like all the other potty-trained residents | ||
| − | #Not answering three consecutive questions from the supervising attending | + | #Not answering three consecutive questions from the supervising attending correctly |
#Not return a [[Page|page]] within 15 seconds | #Not return a [[Page|page]] within 15 seconds | ||
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'''Related Reading''' | '''Related Reading''' | ||
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| − | - [[Call Light]] | + | * [[9-Year Prison Term]] |
| − | + | * [[CAGE Questionnaire]] | |
| − | + | * [[Call Light]] | |
| − | + | * [[Deep End]] | |
| − | + | * [[Fire]] | |
| − | + | * [[July Intern]] | |
| − | + | * [[Pager]] | |
| − | + | * [[When I Come to Round (Song)]] by Green Day | |
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Latest revision as of 10:33, 23 July 2017
The timeout cage is a cage into which a misbehaving health care professional, usually a neophyte intern, is placed for indefinite period of time, with the locking of the cage being performed by a superior, either a nurse, resident, or attending on service.[1] The timeout cage is a form of behavioral modification with the hope that this form of punishment leads to the cessation of any ill-performed deeds, like ordering 1,000 units of insulin or checking serial chloride levels.
Location
The timeout cage is located either in the dialysis unit or the nurses station for all to see.
Types of Cages
The size of the timeout cage can vary depending on the budget allotted to the residency program on intern cages. A typical timeout cage is 4' x 4' x 6', though some "malignant" programs make malcontent interns bend to their will by placing them into 2' x 2' x 2' cages. Most timeout cages have some sort of bedding or sheets at the bottom with access to water and occasional "doggy" treats. This may seem like deplorable conditions, but they are in fact an upgrade from the standard hospital call room.[2]
Indications
There are several indications for placing an intern into the timeout cage:
- Caught using copy-and-paste
- Caught using cut-and-paste
- Failure to complete daily progress note by end of month
- Failure to pre-pre-round, pre-round, work round, round, post-round, and post-post-round on any given day
- Failure to urinate or defecate in the bathroom or outdoors like all the other potty-trained residents
- Not answering three consecutive questions from the supervising attending correctly
- Not return a page within 15 seconds
Related Reading
- 9-Year Prison Term
- CAGE Questionnaire
- Call Light
- Deep End
- Fire
- July Intern
- Pager
- When I Come to Round (Song) by Green Day
References
- ↑ Intern Put Into Timeout Cage to Think About What She Did (Gomerblog)
- ↑ Call Room Bears Striking Resemblance to Medieval Dungeon (Gomerblog)
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