Difference between revisions of "Prior Authorization"
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| − | '''Prior authorization''' is a process that prevents medical care, with an average turnaround time of eternity.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2015/11/prior-authorization-now-requires-prior-authorization/ Prior Authorization Now Requires Prior Authorization (Gomerblog)]</ref><ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2017/02/prior-authorization-eternity/ Study: Average Wait Time for Prior Authorization is Eternity (Gomerblog)]</ref> It is as painful as drinking pure [[GoHEAVILY|capsaicin]]. For that reason, no health care provider ever does it. Official scorecard: insurers 1, health care practitioners 0, patients 0. Let us put in this way: not even God Himself can figure out '''prior auth'''.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2017/05/divine-intervention/ God Requires Prior Authorization Before Divine Intervention (Gomerblog)]</ref> To undertake the process of a '''prior authorization''' is to suffer a [[Death|death]] by infinite [[Paper Cut|paper cuts]]. | + | '''Prior authorization''' is a process that prevents medical care, with an average turnaround time of eternity.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2015/11/prior-authorization-now-requires-prior-authorization/ Prior Authorization Now Requires Prior Authorization (Gomerblog)]</ref><ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2017/02/prior-authorization-eternity/ Study: Average Wait Time for Prior Authorization is Eternity (Gomerblog)]</ref> It is as painful as drinking pure [[GoHEAVILY|capsaicin]]. For that reason, no health care provider ever does it; it causes [[Dyspnea|dyspnea]]. Official scorecard: insurers 1, health care practitioners 0, patients 0. Let us put in this way: not even God Himself can figure out '''prior auth'''.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2017/05/divine-intervention/ God Requires Prior Authorization Before Divine Intervention (Gomerblog)]</ref> To undertake the process of a '''prior authorization''' is to suffer a [[Death|death]] by infinite [[Paper Cut|paper cuts]]. |
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Revision as of 12:15, 14 July 2017
Prior authorization is a process that prevents medical care, with an average turnaround time of eternity.[1][2] It is as painful as drinking pure capsaicin. For that reason, no health care provider ever does it; it causes dyspnea. Official scorecard: insurers 1, health care practitioners 0, patients 0. Let us put in this way: not even God Himself can figure out prior auth.[3] To undertake the process of a prior authorization is to suffer a death by infinite paper cuts.
How to Fill Out a Prior Auth Form
- Fill out form
- Fold it into a paper airplane[4]
- Throw it as far as you can
- Quit medicine to become a pilot[5][6]
Related Reading
- Dyspnea
- Federal Aviation Administration
- Nothing
References
- ↑ Prior Authorization Now Requires Prior Authorization (Gomerblog)
- ↑ Study: Average Wait Time for Prior Authorization is Eternity (Gomerblog)
- ↑ God Requires Prior Authorization Before Divine Intervention (Gomerblog)
- ↑ Stack of Paperwork Transforms into Fleet of Paper Planes (Gomerblog)
- ↑ Radiologist Responds to In-Flight Emergency, Hedges, Asks Pilot to Clinically Correlate (Gomerblog)
- ↑ Pilot Consults Medicine, Asks if Plane Cleared for Landing (Gomerblog)
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